YOU: I have been checking your blog every single day. Where the <beep> were you? You <beep>, don’t you know that if you have a blog you are at least supposed to update it once in a while?
ME: I am SOOOOO sorry! Life has been throwing lots of things at me and I was busy dodging some, catching some and throwing back some. No explanations, no more apologies. Aren’t you just happy that I am back?
YOU: Hmmm… you are right. OK, don’t disappear anywhere without telling, OK?
ME: Agreed. Btw I will have to edit out all those gaalis you said. This is a family blog (my dad reads it!) and I cannot have all those cuss words lying around.
YOU: What the <beep>? You <beep>, you <beep>, I will <beeeeeeep>….
ME: OK guys, I think I will have to end this post here, this guy is going to keep talking for a long long time. Bye for now and see you soon.
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